You stand at the entrance to what appears to be a traveling carnival. A sign
above the gate reads "The Carnival of Video Game Bloggers", which strikes you as
somewhat odd. You hear a strange tune in the distance, and your senses are
almost overwhelmed by the barrage of lights and lasers. You can go north.
> Go North
You are greeted by a shady looking gentleman wearing a long black robe and a top
hat. On closer inspection you see his nametag, but before you can say anything
he introduces himself.
"I am James Newton, the Grand Master of this Carnival. We gather the finest
game bloggers from around the World and force them to write articles until their
fingers fall off! Mwuahahaha!"
After a few minutes of evil laughs, he clears his throat.
"Sorry about that old bean, just a silly little joke I like to play. Please
look around and talk to these fine folks, as they have many pearls of wisdom to
share with you. Before you go, please read 'My Personal Journey of Dreams'."
He hands you the book, but before you can thank him he lets out a blood-curdling
cry of "WA-HA" and disappears in a cloud of red and purple smoke. How very
strange. You can go west, east and south.
> Go South
You cannot escape the carnival!
> Go West
Life is peaceful there.
As you look around, you see a booth containing a gallery of paintings that seem
to move. The sign "Fantendo" hangs at the top, and as you stare at the paintings
you are approached by Jordan Bieber.
"Wii Want Wiimakes" he says, waving what appears to be a white remote around.
You step back in case it is some form of magic wand.
"The Wii is a powerful system" he continues "and many great GameCube games would
work even better with the advanced controls that the Wii provides". He motions
towards some of the paintings, which have titles such as "F Zero GX", "Beyond
Good & Evil" and "Pikmin". As he waves his wand, the pictures appear to react!
You should escape before this sorcery affects you too! You can go east
or south.
> Go East
Stephen W is manning a stall named "Project Paradox", which features a game
involving throwing hoops over bottles. The hoops appear to get smaller as they
approach the bottles, which is somewhat disconcerting.
"Roll up, roll up!" he calls "Win a great prize for that special person! After
all, Nothing Says 'I Love You' Like an Epic Mount!"
As you peruse the stand, you realise that the mounts are indeed epic. You can
go east or south.
> Go South
You are at a food stand named "SharpBrains", manned by Alvaro Fernandez. There
is an array of snacks, ranging from hotdogs to cotton candy and some strange
dishes you have never seen before. One of the hotdogs looks like a finger.
"Get your brain food!" cries Alvaro "There's lots to choose from!"
"This one is named 'Training the brain with a computer workout program:
MindFit'. Eating this will give you the knowledge of computer games that can
train your brain" he moves to the next dish - "Brain Exercise FAQs will give you
more knowledge about brain exercises from video games, and will help you
strengthen your brain."
He points at the third dish "And finally, this dish will impart the knowledge of
a Brain Essay Contest for High School Students. You should tell everyone about
this!"
The food looks delicious, but your appetite seems to have departed since you
entered this carnival. You can go north or east.
> Go East
Jimmy Atkinson, caretaker of the Online Education Database, is standing guard
in front of a huge black obelisk. The obelisk reaches so high that it appears to
touch the moon itself. Strange marks cover the surface, and it seems to gently
glow in the darkness.
He whispers to you "This is 'The Ultimate Guide to Video Game Degrees and
Careers'. It contains an endless amount of knowledge on obtaining a video game
degree or career".
You stand in awe for several minutes, before gathering your thoughts and moving
on. You can go west or south.
> Go South
You walk into a bar. OUCH! You shake your head, before walking into what appears
to be a small tavern. "Taverns aren't normally found at carnivals" you think to
yourself. As if by magic, the sign above the tavern change to "This is no
ordinary carnival".
Many people are inside, chatting and laughing about all kinds of subjects.
Gene of "1 Life Left" is talking about How to Be Sponsored and detailing how
to get your competitive gaming team to attract major technology sponsors and get
paid to game.
The mysterious wizard jai from the realm of GAMEBLOGGER sits at a table,
summoning small dragons and other mystical creatures. The dragon blows smoke and
flame, and scorches the words "GAMEBLOGGER: March 2007" onto the table.
The scholar Ybother from TodaysTen.com is stood on the table at the center of
the room, and is singing 10 Fun Things to do in Second Life. People around the
table are clapping and cheering at these tales.
You see Viv, the leader of "Cool Moms Rule" in the corner. She appears to be
cradling a Faery, and the book "Game Recommendation: Faeries" rests on the table
by her side.
The bartender dries a glass, as Mon Macutay from GM Tristan Online: Gaming and
MMORPGs talks about Sex in Video Games, and why developers, users and cultures
use sexual innuendoes in game design and culture". The bartender nods in
agreement, before beckoning you to drink. You decline. You can go west.
> Go West
Jigsaw hc guards the entrance to "Rants & Reviews", which appears to be an
impossible maze that defies the laws of space and time. You step inside…
The first wall reads "Game Magazines Dying?". You step forwards, but your body
feels as if it is moving back. You turn around to see another wall marked "3D
Ultra Minigolf Adventures Review".
Your pulse quickens, and you look up to see what appear to be stairs. As you
look, you feel a strange sensation as gravity appears to shift. You close your
eyes, and when you open them again you are walking on the ceiling! The floor has
many strange markings on it, but as your vision clears several phrases
appear. They read "Tony Hawk Project 8 Review". "Tetris Evolution Review" and
"Desktop Tower Defense Review".
Panic and confusion set in, and you open your mouth to call for help. No sound
escapes, but instead a butterfly emerges. The words "March Xbox Live Arcade
Recap and Review" are emblazoned across its wings. It was a very big butterfly.
You feel your vision failing, as all images blend in to each other in a
whirlpool of bright colours. You black out.
> Open eyes
You stand at the entrance to what appears to be a travelling carnival, but only
blackness remains where there was once light and sound. There is now only a sign
that reads "Submit an article for the next carnival using the carnival
submission form, and view past and previous editions at the blog carnival index
page".
It is over. You have escaped the carnival!
The End
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